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Google Meet or Google Mute? Even CEOs get borked sometimes

Thu, 04/23/2026 - 03:15
Video conferencing has tripped us all up. Now cloud chief Thomas Kurian gets his turn

Bork!Bork!Bork!  The curse of Bork is no respecter of status or class. It does not differentiate between a high-flying executive and a lowly worker. And so it was that Google Cloud CEO Thomas Kurian came unstuck due to some all-too-familiar video-conferencing struggles.…

Sharing isn’t caring if it’s an admin password

Thu, 04/23/2026 - 02:28
Keeping it simple for the developers can lead to very complex headaches later

PWNED  Welcome back to PWNED, the column where we celebrate the people who’ve taught us how not to secure a server. If you’ve ever tied your own shoelaces together, then tripped over them, or attempted to dive into a swimming pool but hit your head on the diving board, we’ll be talking about your cyber equivalent.…

Stale gov.uk pages are feeding AI overviews old data and Brits are believing it

Thu, 04/23/2026 - 01:45
Whitehall content teams play whack-a-mole with zombie pages as Google hoovers up the lot

AI overviews from the likes of Google are serving up false summaries of UK government information by drawing on stale GOV.UK pages, according to content designers at the Department for Business and Trade (DBT).…

Pass the key, passwords have passed their sell-by date

Thu, 04/23/2026 - 01:00
NCSC passes judgment: passkeys pass muster, passwords fail

The UK's National Cyber Security Centre (NCSC) has officially endorsed passkeys as the default authentication standard, marking the first time the agency has told consumers to move away from passwords entirely.…

Kubernetes sets a new standard for release notes with Japanese poetry, also kills Ingress NGINX

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 18:44
Release team explains links between Version 1.36 and classic print The Great Wave off Kanagawa

Kubernetes issued a new release called “Haru” on Wednesday, and the release notes and logo might be more interesting than the software.…

Another npm supply chain worm is tearing through dev environments

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 15:34
Plus, the payload references 'TeamPCP/LiteLLM method'

Yet another npm supply-chain attack is worming its way through compromised packages, stealing secrets and sensitive data as it moves through developers' environments, and it shares significant overlap with the open source infections attributed to TeamPCP last month.…

Anthropic's super-scary bug hunting model Mythos is shaping up to be a nothingburger

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 14:39
And that unauthorized access? 'A nothing burger,' hacking startup CEO tells El Reg

Anthropic's Mythos model is purportedly so good at finding vulnerabilities that the Claude-maker is afraid to make it available to the general public for fear that criminals will take advantage. But early analysis shows that Mythos may not be as dangerous as some would have you believe.…

SK Hynix’s aspirations for ’Merica-made HBM inch closer to reality

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 13:28
New site set to begin manufacturing and testing HBM memory just in time for Nvidia's Rubin-Ultra GPUs in 2028

SK Hynix has reportedly broken ground on a new advanced memory packaging facility in West Lafayette, Indiana, that should boost the supply of US-made high-bandwidth memory (HBM), a key component in high-end AI accelerators from the likes of Nvidia and AMD.…

OpenAI now lets you screenshot your privacy in the foot

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 12:56
Make your model smarter through self-surveillance

Those who cannot remember Microsoft Recall are condemned to repeat it. …

GitHub opts all CLI users into telemetry collection whether they want it or not

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 11:33
Opt-out instructions included if you're not keen on GitHub watching you in the name of product improvement

Users of GitHub's command-line interface (CLI) who value privacy, beware. The Microsoft-owned code-hosting platform has quietly begun collecting pseudonymous client-side telemetry from CLI users and enabled it by default.…

Linux may get a hall pass from one state age-check bill, but Congress plays hall monitor

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 10:55
Colorado amendments could exempt open source OSes, code repos, and containers

The prospect of OS-level age checks applying to open source systems is a serious concern for FOSS advocates. Campaigners appear to have secured proposed exemptions for open source operating systems, code repositories, and containers in one US state, but stricter federal legislation has already been introduced in Congress.…

Datacenter boom keeps dirty coal plants alive in the US

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 10:10
Happy Earth Day!

Datacenter growth in the US is helping keep aging fossil-fuel plants online longer, slowing the shift to a cleaner grid and worsening air pollution, according to new research from a group of environmental nonprofits.…

Workday, Rippling, and Slack flunk data access test, claims Fivetran

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 09:40
Report also slams multiple vendors for poor data integration and egress fees

Workday, Rippling, and Salesforce-owned Slack rank among the worst performers for enterprise data movement, according to a new industry benchmark tracking the speeds needed to power analytics, machine learning, and AI agents.…

Thunderbird in hand worth 2 Outlooks as fresh FOSS fave and Firefox arrive

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 09:06
Still here, still changing, still relevant, still your best choice

If you're stuck without access to tech support – say, half way to the Moon – then you're better off with a single install of Thunderbird than any number of Outlooks.…

You can now run WSL on Windows 95, in case you're crazy, too

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 08:29
'I think this might be one of my greatest hacks of all time,' says dev behind unholy abomination

The Windows Subsystem for Linux is an invaluable tool, but anyone wanting to run it on a Windows 9x system would find themselves out of luck until now.…

NASA reckons the Artemis II heat shield performed like a champ

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 07:13
Good news for future missions as initial findings agree with agency's design decision

Initial reports have confirmed NASA's assessment that the Orion heat shield kept the Artemis II crew safe during re-entry.…

Grafana offers AI assistant for free, warns users not to go mad

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 05:57
Observability biz bets on business analytics wedge as Loki put on long-overdue diet

Grafana is offering its AI assistant for free to open source and on-prem users — though on stage at its Barcelona user conference this week, CEO Raj Dutt joked they shouldn't use it too much.…

Right to repair champ Framework punts modular 13in laptop with Core Ultra Series 3

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 05:31
Latest hardware sports dock for graphic card, power sipping battery

Framework, maker of modular and repairable laptops, has spruced its line-up with a completely redesigned 13-inch model sporting the latest Intel CPUs, new components for its 16-inch system, and a dock that lets users add devices like a desktop graphics card.…

Google claims to have all the answers for enterprise AI agent sprawl

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 05:03
As biz agentic bot-wrangling intensifies, company says AI orchestration, security and infrastructure tools on the way

Google Cloud Next  Google has overhauled its enterprise AI strategy in the wake of the agentic push across the biz landscape, rebranding and expanding its Vertex AI developer platform into what it now calls the Gemini Enterprise Agent Platform.…

Google unleashes even more AI security agents to fight the baddies

Wed, 04/22/2026 - 05:01
Along with a bunch of new services to make sure those same agents don't cause chaos

Google Cloud chief operating officer Francis deSouza has summed up his company's security strategy du jour as follows: "You need to use AI to fight AI."…

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